That is a scary thought for me, because I get nervous when people don’t read. Most of all, I feel sick to my stomach when I think people aren’t curious about things going on in the world, or new ideas, or innovations. Just plain curious is good.

Twitter is great that way. If there is breaking news, someone is always tweeting about it, and I hear it first on my Tweetdeck. I can also test all kinds of things on Twitter:

1. Ask people about something, with a link to show it (people read tweets with links).

2. Ask for advice. Recently I was throwing my new iMac into the ocean as I couldn’t get it to work because the monitor showed vertical colored lines. As soon as I tweeted about it, 5 or 6 people told me the computer was dead period. Take it back to the store.

3. I make friends on Twitter with people who share my point of view. Many people who I’ve had conversations with on Twitter have come to visit us, or called me, and when I visit a city…I get many invitations for coffee and lunch to meet in person.

4. For business, because of the huge numbers of people on Twitter, I can do a tweet and invite people to come to our Facebook page and enter a contest. They do come and then I can send them to a website to sign up for a newsletter (and get their email addresses).

5. If I want to find people who are lawyers on Twitter, I can go to twitter.search.com or simply press #lawyers and find all lawyer mentioned in the last 10 minutes or an hour.

The opportunities are endless to use Twitter as the driver to take people to your website, or blog, or E-zine. It’s got great possibilities…and I’m sure you’ll think of new ones for your business!

I missed it when I was in Vancouver a few weeks ago, because my iPhone service was “iffy” and my tweetdeck was very slow. Why…I ask myself into the night?

Well, if you ask my “real life” friend @amyafrica she’d say that all my followers are wackos anyway, so why even read their tweets.

If you ask my friend @anierenberg, she’ll say the only way to network is in person, not on social media. I do notice lately though when we talk on Sunday nights that there is a tweet tweet sound in the background…so she may be adapting.

I like Twitter for several reasons:
1. I can follow people that I might never have access to in life (or it would be hard to meet them). For example, recently I contacted @marcishimoff who wrote the book, Happy For No Reason. I thought she might write an article for one of our client’s on-line newsletters. So, I tweeted on over to Marci and asked, and she said we could talk about it. Bingo!

2. Learning from the Twitter leaders is interesting, and recently I was sent from Twitter to @chrisbrogan ‘s blog, where he talked about a great book, A Million Miles in a Thousand Years. He said that it was about how the author talks about the stories of our lives and how when he got off the couch and started moving that his whole story changes.
I bought the book right away on amazon.com .

3. When I need help, I start tweeting about my problem on Twitter and someone always comes to the rescue in minutes. So, when my new television set couldn’t be set up with the Best Buy guys on Comcast…I marched over to my tweetdeck and in about 30 seconds, I heard from Frank Eliason of @comcastcares and they talked the installers through the process.
Last week I struggles with my new iMac, and people from Best Buy jumped in and told me right away to return it to the store (as there is no cure for vertical color lines on your monitor).

4. And, then I make friends on Twitter I’d never meet in life. @joebees was talking about taking a run and mentioned the loop in Aventura….right outside my apartment. I started talking to him, and he came to visit my office laden with great bee pollen vitamins for us all.

@tlmaurer and I are always exchanging funny chat during the day. She was sad about my computer and eventually told me I should write a rap song about my problems with Apple and put it on YouTube. We’ve been back and forth writing rhyming lyrics ever since.

@relevance , my friend Ted always gives me advice on my latest challenge and @Ernieschell told me about visiting the Barnes Foundation Museum a few weeks back before it moved the collection. I did and it was great.

So, I guess I enjoy Twitter, because it helps me in my life, and my work and introduces me to all kinds of great people….and it improves my luck. So many people have asked me to speak at their meetings, because I’m always giving my latest marketing tips on Twitter.

So, just try it for two months. It is not about who is eating a ham sandwich any more.

Tomorrow I’ll tell you about some Twitter Marketing Strategies we’re testing for clients. Stay tuned.

This year I spoke about the power of Social Media, sites like LinkedIn, Twitter, and Facebook. One of the things I like about the social media world is that in many ways it’s like direct marketing on steroids – faster, more intimate, and easier-to-measure.

I was amazed that many in the audience didn’t know about Twitter or LinkedIn. Some had Facebook accounts for showing family photos.

I spoke about strategy and how to drive followers from Twitter to Facebook and then to your blog. As people get to know you, the more likely it is that they will do business with you, especially in b2b.
The title of my talk was How to get Tons of Free Advice on the Internet. I showed them how I floated questions on LinkedIn and received dozens of great answers from leading lights in our field.

My enthusiasm for this subject is over the top because I have a great time meeting people online. The Merit audience wanted to know the basics. I was amazed that with all of the publicity around these programs (how did Obama win the election? Social Media) that they hadn’t at least tested the waters. After all, it is all free.
My takeaway was:
· Many people in business are depressed. They’re worried about their companies and their jobs.

· They are waiting for business to come back as it has in the past.

· They are marketing conservatively, doing what they’ve done (just mailing less).

My advice to them and you:
· Develop the right attitude now! If you stay positive and keep on truckin’ – trying new ideas – something is a bound to work for you.

· If you just wait for business to come back, as it has before, it might not. Go after any piece of business that has a chance to pay off for you. (I call it the Dandelion Theory.) Blow out as many programs as you can, and one will take root. Maybe more.

· Now is the time to think creatively. Tell people about the benefits ofy our product or service, as if you were recommending it to a friend. Skip the rhetoric. Talk like a human being and tell your prospects why they should buy it now.

· Don Libey at the conference said, WAYMISH. Why are you making it so hard for your customer to buy from you? Make it easy on your website, on the phone, on your direct mail. Short is best.

And, let me know how you’re doing. Visit me at twitter.com/loisgeller at LinkedIn: Lois Geller, Facebook: Lois K. Geller and by email: loisgeller@loisgellermarketinggroup.com Easy, huh?

People are still using it for all of that, but it has changed.  Now, it’s an open forum for people to talk about products or services and create followers and most companies are branding themselves in this huge arena of people. But, how are they doing that?

For the most part, they’ve relegated a techie person to craft the Twitters, the Facebook pages, and Youtube. They’re really missing the boat, I think. They should get their best salesperson, their best communicator and make that person their “unique voice” :

1. The voice should sound like real human being, and actually be one. That means he can talk about the company, but also add some personal things about his life, and maybe even some “inside stories” about the company.

2. The person should answer questions that people are asking about their company.

3. The person should not be an advertisement. He should just talk about people using their product or service (and maybe throw in some funny stories).

Most of all, there should be a strategy for the social media. Are you sending people from Twitter to Facebook, or Youtube to your website. I’ll talk about that more in my next Tip of the Week.

Last week a college friend came up from Atlanta, husband and daughter in tow, for their annual trip to New York.

We went to an off-Broadway musical called Hank Williams: Lost Highway. Hank was a small town Alabama boy who became a great country singer in the late forties and early fifties. He never made it to 30 years old. Hank drank himself to death but not before he gave us Your Cheatin’ Heart, Honky Tonk Blues, I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry, Jambalaya, Hey Good Lookin’, I Can’t Help It If I’m Still In Love With You, and dozens more great tunes.

Jason Petty plays Hank in Lost Highway and he is just amazing. To me, Jason and his backup group sound better than the great Hank Williams and I said so to my friend as we were leaving the theater.

“Well, sure”, she said, “But he was imitating”. Hank didn’t imitate. He wrote new music, wrote new lyrics, arranged everything by himself and recorded every song in single takes. He did things nobody else had ever done. He was the first, the original, and everybody after him stands on his shoulders. They write plays about him.

And, of course, she was right.

History is full of people like that. They do things nobody else ever did and then along come the imitators. If they’re talented, the imitators make the original better. Without them, our televisions would still be small, round and in black and white. But the guy who invented that old TV was the genius. The people who came after him were merely clever. Direct Marketing is like that, too. Very few originals, lots of imitators. And the imitators don’t always make the original better.

Part of the problem is that most people think they’re better off being followers. Genuinely original ideas startle them. It’s not that they’re afraid to try something new; they think they don’t have to, so why bother? It’s as if they’ve been eating roast beef and mashed potatoes all their lives and then suddenly someone gives them sushi. They say things like “let’s not re-invent the wheel” and “we’ve always done it this way.” They get into a comfort zone imitating, but not improving.

They like Hank Williams now, but they wouldn’t have liked him back in 1948.

Banks and insurance companies are the worst offenders. They get in comfort zones and they do the same things over and over. You are pre-approved. Low APR. No medical exam required. Look after your loved ones. Safe driver discount. Our strength is our people. But that’s going to change. The Hank Williamses got involved. Whoever’s the Hank Williams over at Aflac gave us the frustrated duck and Geico’s Hank gave us their gecko and suddenly insurance looks different.

When our agency makes a creative presentation, we usually show three concepts: a breakthrough kind of idea which we usually love; a slightly more conservative (imitative) idea but with a little edge to it; and a safe idea which just follows the pack. Nowadays, most clients go with the safe idea.

We recently did a package for a bank. We loved it. The general idea was to get customers to start banking online. We showed a grandmother, her son Spike, and his son, Spike Jr. Granny banked online. The Spikes didn’t. The first line of the body copy read “The Spikes are idiots.” The line actually came from an art director who said to the copywriter “What you mean is the Spikes are idiots.” And the copywriter went with it. It was attention-getting and we envisioned a whole campaign around the “Spikes” but our client thought it was too edgy. At least she didn’t go with the safe idea. She went with #2 and it did very well. But no Spikes, which could have been great.

A while back we wondered what would happen if a bank ever wrote to prospects you’re 98.4% pre-approved. What would happen if a brokerage firm used testimonials from people they’d helped to get rich? What if direct marketers actually tested something that’s completely different, something way out of their comfort zones? The first one that makes it work will reap big benefits.

Here are some DM firsts. They boosted response and we all imitated them and made some of them better. They seem awfully old-fashioned now but they once made the followers gasp “Let’s not reinvent the wheel.”

• Eli Terry, a Connecticut clockmaker, pioneered the free trial back in 1798.
• Sears Roebuck, the first great cataloger started with an accidental shipment of gold watches back in 1866.
• Adressen-Mueller of Frankfurt, Germany began renting names in 1878.
• In 1905 Spiegel started offering credit.
• In 1893 Munsey’s Magazine cut subscription prices because they had discovered that they could lose money on circulation and more than recover it in increased advertising revenue.
• Johnson Box in 1957
• Sweepstakes: Reader’s Digest in the 1960’s
• Mag-a-log using a catalog with some editorial look and feel as a solicitation piece
• A penny for your thoughts and actually including the penny. Walter Weintz came up with this and his client approved it, even if it did add $10/M to the cost.
• Address Labels as premiums in fundraising direct mail
• $1 guilt money to thank people for filling in surveys.
• Johnson & Johnson started an information service for new mothers. Perhaps the first use of detailed, helpful information as a “feemium” to sell product.
• Lift note direct mail
• P.S., P.P.S., P.P.P.S.
• Long form letter. (The longest I’ve ever seen is 64 pages. The original Long form commercials from the 40’s that spawned infomercials. The one I liked best was for Vitamix.

So, how do you get to be the FIRST to have with a creative breakthrough. I think there are three or four things you have to do.

1. Determine to do something new. Just flat out refuse to be a follower. Just make sure you understand how direct marketing works. Our creative director does that. It makes us all crazy because we don’t even know what he’s talking about when he starts with a new idea. Then, when it all comes together, it’s usually great.

2. Get into your target audiences heads. What turns their cranks? It doesn’t matter what you like, what your bosses like, what any body else likes. What do the people your writing to like? How do they think? What’s important to them? We work with a company marketing collectibles of the Apollo space program. We talked to a space collector (my son, Paul) who recommended that we get a real spokesperson from the NASA space program to give our collection credibility. That changed our direction.

3. Great new ideas aren’t born fully-grown. They’re born like humans, messy, noisy and they keep you awake at night. Don’t abandon it. If it makes you nervous, that’s good. Our creative director, Mike McCormick, was told that a time-share client couldn’t do a radio commercial because the legal text was obligatory and way too long. It would bore people to tears. He turned the legal into song lyrics and had a chorus of lawyers sing it. It was hilarious.

4. Forget about budgets at first. Just come up with an idea. Seth Godin looked at things a different way when he fulfilled web orders for his new book, Purple Cow. He sends them out in a milk carton that had purple spots on it. It gets people talking because its a first. Once you get the idea you can figure out how to do it for the budget.

The idea is to go somewhere that no one has been before. There’s a great opportunity in this economy to do something unique that will move the needle. Restrictions on telemarketing and spam mean more companies will be moving back to direct mail. Now’s the time to jump out and be unique. A recent AOL survey shows that people still prefer to receive direct mail over e-mail and telemarketing. And don’t just think about acquisition, but apply this thinking to retention as well. I recently spent 5 days in the hospital with an intestinal problem. In the days after my release no one from the hospital or the five doctors who treated me, took the time to call to see how I was doing. Except for a nurse from my Oxford health care provider.

She called while I was recuperating to check on my condition, and gave me some helpful tips for follow up care. This was truly unique customer care. A lot like what Jo-Von Tucker from Clambake Celebrations does when she calls to check if you’ve received your order.

You can be first. Just make sure you test. Let me know what you’re doing. Send me your unique approaches. I’ll let you know what I think about them!